Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom, coz Cloughy's in the changin' room Why can't he nick off & leave them be? He screams & yells & just because, Cloughy knows that he's the boss Cloughy's rough & tough Cloughy's barmy Cloughy's in a huff & tense, Cloughy's teeth begin to clench A Cloughy fan asks for his autograph... "Can yer sign this Brian?" He nuts him first & smacks him next, nobody makes Cloughy vexed Cloughy is the chief Cloughy's the Gaffa CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN, NOW CLOUGHY'S ONLY AT HIS PRIME WITH HIS FIST IN YER NOSE WHEN THE REFEREE BLOWS FULL TIME [Chorus:] Brian Brian KICKS & SLAPS & HE SHOUTS Oi! Brian Brian CLOUGHY IS A BOOTBOY The judge tells Cloughy to keep calm, he's up for Grevous Bodily Harm Cloughy stands and begins to YELL Cloughy must have a screw loose coz Cloughy says he's gonna cruc.. ify the cops when he gets out the cell CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN.... [Chorus].... [Guitar Bit] CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN.... [Chorus] He kicks & slaps, he thumps & cracks, he nuts & smacks and shouts Oi!