"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea" "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2" "Oh David, don't drive fast David" "See ya!" "David, David...DAVID!" I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code Electric windows down, sound system, size ten What a prat they say "That boys racers back again" [Chorus:] The engine soared as he got fasta He bought a Ford Fiesta He can't wait to accelerate In his jet car, X R...2 I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear 40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me [Chorus] The engine soared as he got fasta He bought a Ford Fiesta Upside down, the wheels spun round On his jet car, XR...2 "He's driving me MAAAAAAAD"