He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows It's... DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE COZ IT'S ALL DORKAMANIA In Ornathology, hes got a PHD He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree Grand world class chess champions, the wally worships these He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE It's... dorkamania He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard that he can pull They say he's facinatin' till they date him, then they hate him We've never met a bloke so dull. So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet is there anybody out there, that will be my pal? I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal It's Dorkamania