Fat Bob does not wash or scrub HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE When will Fat Bob use the sink? WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE! [Chorus:] A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET 50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY QUICK QUICK QUICK IT'S FAT BOB'S FEET THERE'S NOWT MORE DEADLY. Fat Bob's not cleaned his socks yet HE'S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide HE'S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit]... Tyne & Wear have got the blues The end is nigh on the Look North news Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes [Chorus] It only takes one wiff.
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