Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone" Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare [Chorus] Fred Olivier, to be or not to be Fred Olivier, all for my equity Don't want to go to Hollywood I sit alone and play the wood I quoth Othello and I feel wick I'm the only one who understands what I speak [Chorus] [Guitar Bit] I tread the boards till it make me scream But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream, There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone All I want is fame and fortune [Chorus]