Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. 9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed "Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head don't bother meeeeeee Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way "Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today don't bother meeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down Always being rude with Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph [Chorus] It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet? Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down... [Chorus] He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife coz Edna was the only Lady in his life and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph. [Chorus]