My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo they said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so the home that I once knew oo oo was a filthy floozys pad ONE MORE, TWO MORE Fleas on the bedroom floor No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner THREE MORE, FOUR MORE Mice unite at the kitchen door IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR, HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER and I never saw her with a hoover. Ide fell for a hag from Hell she wernt the one to woo oo oo In my new hovel. ONE MORE.... [Guitar time] She's nicked off, I'm in a spin the first thing I shall do oo oo is plug the hoover in. ONE MORE....