Davey's life has changed dramatically, now We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now He's took the plunge now he lives in misery [Chorus:] DAVEYYYYYYYYY Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot DAVEYYYYYYYYY Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out Davey does what she tells him to do, now SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit] Davey's anniversary is due now His face is as long as the river Nile Davey will not admit that it's true, now He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle [Chorus]
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