Bowling Barmy, oo oo She's got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He's a bowling junky Bowls his life away Always, always, he's off with the bowling team Always, always, bowling to the extreme [Chorus:] Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy They yell yikes at his spares & strikes Champ, I'm the champion Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy Ten Pins down, the bowling crown & a medal with a skittle on Bowling Barmy Boasting bowler, don't care I've got trophies everywhere He's too much to bear Bowling barmy... [Chorus:] Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy