He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess While he's at work, she's an adulteress [Guitar Bit] She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac " " " - she's a nymphomaniac " " " - a filthy (? Sex factory ?) It don't hurt, to have a (? Flirt ?) But she's a (? jezebugger ?) She's a randy swine who swears "I don't have clandestine affairs" I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored! He's a pratt, we know that - his missus [Chorus]