One pleasant evening in the month of June, As I was sitting with my glass and spoon, A small bird sat upon an ivy bunch, And the song he sang was a "Jug of Punch." (chorus) Tur-a-lur-a-lu, tur-a-lur-a-lu, Tur-a-lur-a-lu, tur-a-lur-a-lu, A small bird sat upon an ivy bunch, And the song he sang was a "Jug of Punch." {The last two lines of the chorus are the last two lines of the Previous verse.} What more diversion can a man desire, Than to sit himself down, by a small turf fire, Upon his knee, a pretty wench, And on his table, a jug of punch. (chorus) Let the doctors come with all their art, They'll make no impression on my heart, Even a cripple forgets his hunch, When he's snug outside of a jug of punch. (chorus) And if I get drunk, well my money's my own, And them that don't like me can leave me alone, I'll tune my fiddle and rosin my bow, And I'll be welcome wherever I go. (chorus)