Misc Folk - The Derby Ram - Текст песни

As I went out to Derby, 'twas on a market day;
I spied the biggest ram, sir, that ever was fed on hey.

CHORUS:
Hey, ringle dangle, hey ringle dey,
It was the biggest ram, sir, that ever was fed on hey.

The horns upon this ram, sir, they reached up to the moon,
A lad went up in April, and didn't come down 'till June.
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The fleece upon this ram, sir, it stretched up to the sky;
The eagles made their nest there, you could hear the young ones
Cry.
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And all the boys of Derby came begging for his eyes,
To kick around the street, sir, 'cause they was football size.

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And all the women of Derby came begging for his ears,
To make them leather aprons that would last them 50 years.
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And all the men of Derby came begging for his tail,
To ring Saint George's passing bell from the top of Derby gaol.
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It took all the boys of Derby to carry away his bones,
Took all the maids of Derby to roll away the stones.
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Now, the butcher that killed this ram, sir, was up to his thighs
In blood,
The lad that held the basin was washed away in the blood.
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The man that wrote this song, sir, he must be mighty rich,
The one that sings it now, sir, is a lying son of a bitch.
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So now my song is over, I've got no more to say,
Just give us eggs and brandy and we'll be on our way.
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