According to Mitch's explanation, Dooley was a well known moonshiner in the Dillards' hometown of Salem, Missouri (Dent County). And he did have two daughters, one of them named Vagina Sue. ("All zitty and hairy -- and she was the *pretty* one!") Well, Dooley was a good old man, he lived below the mill Dooley had two daughters and a forty gallon still One gal watched the boiler, the other watched the spout, And mama corked the bottles when old Dooley fetched them out. Dooley, slippin' up a holler, Dooley, tryin' to make a dollar, Dooley, gimme a swaller and I'll pay you back some day. The revenuers came for him, a'slippin' through the woods Dooley kept behind them all and never lost his goods. Dooley was a trader, when into town he'd come Sugar by the bushel and molasses by the drum. I remember very well the day old Dooley died The women folk looked sorry and the men stood round and cried Now Dooley's on the mountain, he lies up there alone They put a jug beside him and a barrel for a stoneDooley's now a legend, he's known both far and wide The old folks still remember him whenever they get fried His homebrew was delicious, 'twas damn good stuff he sold But Dooley's gone forever and his liquor's gone for gold.