tovarisch, to be the true russian you should know these things: vodka! shapka! dacha! kartoshka! Gorbachev! borjsch! kasha! matreshka! ya budu tebja ubivat'! 2x tovarisch, to be the true russian you must know these things: shuba! balalaika! Lenin! perestroika! pechka! varezhki! niva! zhopa! ya budu tebja ubivat'! 4x kakie vashi dokazatelstva? 4x vodka! shapka! dacha! kartoshka! Gorbachev! borjsch! kasha! matreshka! shuba! balalaika! Lenin! perestroika! pechka! varezhki! niva! zhopa!
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