hello, my name is paul and i like alcohol hello, my name is pete i like to smoke the weed hello, my name is jim and i like heroin hello, my name is bart my mother is a slut look, it's vladimir lenin. and he is a zombie! my name is lenin and i'm not a zombie hello, my name is tom and i watch too much porn hello, my name is fred i hear voices in my head hello, my name is ben, and i just killed a man hello, my name is sam and i was just killed by ben! hello, my name is ted, and i like my friend ned. hello, my name is hugh i'm homosexual too. hello, my name is rex, and i like eating cats hello, my name is corvin and looks like i am the only normal but wait, vladimir lenin is normal too, he is not a zombie!
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