hello, my name is lenin i live in a mausoleum i have a dog, i have a cat i have a fucking parrot i love to play the music don't like when you abuse it and if you want to hurt my english you gotta loose it! london is a capital of great britain it is situated on a river thames london is rich in museums and art galleries The British Museum is the largest and richest of its kind in the world. the lesson is over i understand you you understand me so what's the problem what's the fucking problem, baby?! i understand you you understand me so what's the problem suck my english, baby! who is on duty today? and who is absent or late? the lesson's 'bout to begin i'm sorry, may i come in? my teacher is "happy english" just dance - that's what i wish! no matter "simple" or "perfect" just work it! work it! work it! my family is not large. there are three of us in the family. my parents are working together: my mother is a whore, and my father is a pimp. they have much in common. i love my family. the lesson is over. music is the universal language for all the shit we have to manage and doesn't matter how you deal with that the most important is to understand
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