Hello, my name is Paul, and i like alcohol. Hello, my name is Pit, i like the smoke the weed. Hello, my name is Jimm, and i like heroin. Hello, my name is Bower, my mother is a slayer. My name is Lenin, and i'm not a zombie. Hello, my name is Tom, and i watch to my porn. Hello, my name is Fred, i hear voices in my head. Hello, my name is Ben, andi just killed a man. Hello, my name is Sam, and i was just killed by Ben. My name is Lenin, and i'm not a zombie. Hello, my name is Ted, and i like my friend Fred. Hello, my name is Stewie, i homosexual too. Hello, my name is Rex, i like eating gas. Hello, my name is Coll, and looks like i'm the only normal.
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