ooh, i wasted six years for nothing ooh, without any excuse ooh, i'd better watched fucking "buffy" ooh, i hate lindelof and cuse he opened the eye in the first frame the plane has crashed jack was the name and then we met his father departed oh man, that's great! and that's how lost got started they found the hatch they met the smoke they found the cave they had a time to talk but then i thought that it was just too good and then it came: third fucking season, dude! and it went down so fast the time started to jump from the future to the past oh, emo jack oh, dumbass kate oh, crazy locke oh, man! the only one who saved the lost until the end was ben they promised the ending would be the greatest ever they promised the finale there'll be no season seven but after i watched it i was like "what the fuck?" and i hate you! i hate you! i'll found you, pray you're lucky!
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