[ Предположительная тональность: F ] [Intro: Bb Bb C F G C F G] Bb F C I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less Bb F C At the checkout counter at the local grocery store Bb G I was only passin' by C F But a paper caught my eye Bb F G And I learned a few things I never knew before Bb F C It said your pet may be an extraterrestrial Bb F C It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den Bb G You can learn to cope with stress C F You can beat the IRS Bb F G And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again C F G Oh, Midnight Star C F G It's in the weekly Midnight Star C Am* F D Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car F G Bb Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know Bb F C Eat jelly doughnuts, and lose twenty pounds a day Bb F C Hear the story of the man born without a head Bb G And top psychics all agree C F That the telephone company Bb F G Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead C F G Oh, Midnight Star C F G You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star C Am* F D They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar F G Bb Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know [Solo: C F G C F G] Am C Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow F G Midnight Star, I wanna know C F G Oh, Midnight Star C F G Well, don't you know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star C Am* F G The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are F G Eb Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know Eb Ab Bb Midnight Star Eb Ab Bb Well, you can read all about in in the weekly Midnight Star Eb Cm* Ab F You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar Ab Bb Eb I wanna know, I wanna know [Ad infinitum: Ab Bb Eb] * = Optional chord; Not present in Weird Al's version but I think it sounds better with it on acoustic. [Tabbed & submitted by Simon Harchun on 14/Aug/2014 - shbomb@hotmail.com]