[ Предположительная тональность: Bb ] Standard Tuning EADGBe Verse 1: Eb Bb C F Bb Eb I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital, I see him most every day Eb Bb C F Bb Eb And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say [static noises] Verse 2: Eb Bb C F Bb Eb You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend, He's never a chump or a tease Eb Bb C F Bb Eb He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees Bridge: C# G# I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Eb Bb Sit down by his side and say, "Hi" Eb Bb C And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation F Bb Eb And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say [static noises] Outro Verse: Ebm C F Bb G#m Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day Ebm C F Bb Eb So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say [frantic static noises] G#m Eb Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!