Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane in comes a trendy geazer with no brain, and staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was too late [Chorus:] Up goes a shout, a rumble in the crowd a fight breaks out, someone starts clouting me, call in the Army oooh call in the Army call in the Army oooh call in the Army... The Park Lane punch up escalates somebody's teeth have gone it's too much for the coppers there's a RIOT going on, so call in the Army, call in the Army... Park Lane quickly turns into a bloothbath a disco boy lies unconcious on the red path, Coppers helmets knocked off in the gutter all because of a trendy towny nutter [Chorus]