Stoker is a boy in blue and he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you but you won't be the first he's a copper he's a police constable that makes us feel uncomfortable he's a copper no more football in the street or neckin with your girlfriend Stoker's on the beat again... [Chorus:] He's a Bobby he's a joker he's a Bobby we want dead he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead? Stoker loves to see a fight he really goes to town he's a copper Stoker's smiling with delight he's took somebody down he's a copper he'll prove you guilty in the court you'll wish that you had never fought a copper don't cry or shout or scream or yell there's nothing you can do when Stoker's in the cell with you [Chorus] The United Team supporters have invaded the pitch that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so he finds his talky switch I need some help down here boys there's punks and skinheads too and we all hate P.C. Stoker & we hate the boys in blue. Stoker's rather fed up coz there's no one else to nick he's a copper someone soon will kick his head in just you wait n'see it needs somebody tough coz we've all had enough yes it needs somebody tough but I think it won't be me [Chorus]
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