Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent But we've all seen Peter's bank statement He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine IT'S NO SECRET, PETE'S A LUCKY SWINE PETER'S ON HIS WATER BED & PETER SAYS HE'S SKINT BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT PETER'S MADE A MINT. [Chorus:] PETER'S PLEADIN' POVERTY, HE CAN'T FOOL ME COZ PETER LIVES IN LUXURY, HE'S GOT...... Loadsa Money! Peter's got nowt, he's down & out, he tells me & you But he signs in his BMW He's got no bread, that's what Pete said, he can't make ends meet PETER PANICS IN HIS PENTHOUSE SUITE WHAT COLOUR YACHT SHOULD PETER BUY? PETER CAN'T DECIDE WHICH BUT IT'S NO PROBLEM COZ PETER'S FILTHY RICH. [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit]... [Chorus] HE'S GOT.... A LOAD O' DOSH.