Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what? Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what? What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?.. [Chorus:] BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BUGGER THAN A BUMBLE BEE BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BIT ME! IN A NIGHT OF MISERY. Was it coz the chocolate sweets I ate last night between the sheets or what? What could it be that made me frown, the biscuit crumbs on my night gown or what? A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed & went for me. [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit] Was it coz I was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what? I jumped up sweating with fright, oh will it take another bite or what? I felt the fangs rip thru my vest, the mattress monster was digesting me! [Chorus]