Im a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lav-a-try I Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea. Im a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars I'm a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa Oh, I though you were so RUGGED