ROBIN (spoken): Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! LANCE (spoken): Here's one. DAD (spoken): I'm not dead! ROBIN (spoken): Here, he says he's not dead! LANCE (spoken): Yes he is. DAD (spoken): I feel happy. I feel happy. (sung) I am not dead yet I can dance and I can sing I am not dead yet I can do the Highland Fling I am not dead yet No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor Cause I'm not yet dead. BODIES: He is not yet dead That's what the geezer said No, he's not yet dead That man is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead. Well now he's dead You whacked him on the head Sure, now he's dead It makes me just see red You are such a brute To murder that old coot You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead Who is the knave who put him in his grave And who needs to manage his anger? LANCE: My name is Lancelot I'm big, and strong, and hot. Occasionally I do Some things that I should not. ROBIN: I want to be a knight But I don't like to fight I'm rather scared I may Just simply run away LANCE: I'll be right with you Robin, through and through and through So stick with me And I'll show you what to do ROBIN: We'll remain good chums You can teach me how to dance ROBIN & LANCE: We're going to enlist ROBIN I'm Robin LANCE And I'm Lance CHORUS: Oh we're off to war Because we're not yet dead We will all enlist As the Knights that Arthur led. DAD: I am coming too My name will be Sir Fred I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead CHORUS: Oh we're not yet dead To Camelot we go To enlist instead To try and earn some dough And so although We should have stayed in bed We're going off to war Because we're not yet dead FRED: I am coming, too My name will be Sir Fred I'll be your musician 'Cause I'm not yet dead LANCE: To kill I will It gives me such a thrill ROBIN: To sing And dance And keep an eye on Lance ALL: We're going off to war We'll have girlfriends by the score DAD: We'll be shot by Michael Moore! ALL: Because we're not yet dead.