Up, up up your premium up up up your premium up up up your premium up up up your premium Scribble away and balance the books Scribble away and balance the books It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To fin, explore, the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy It can be manly in insurance We'll up your premium semi-annually It's all tax-deductible We're fairly incorruptible Sailing on the wide accountancy Sail away! (song fades out)