[ Предположительная тональность: C# ] intro: | Ebm | F# G# | (x2) [Egoraptor] Ebm F# G# It was a dark and spooky Halloween night Ebm F# G# When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite Ebm F# G# All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash A# To a big dance party; a Monster Mash! Ebm F# G# Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there Ebm F# G# While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair Ebm F# G# It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat A# To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that? [Danny Sexbang] F# G# C# Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here F# G# Ebm To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear F# G# C# I will end your cruel necromancing A# B A# [Ego] Actually, we were just dancing (UGH) F# G# C# [Dan] To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came F# G# Ebm You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game F# G# C# Now run away, free this land of its chains A# B A# As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain! [Ego] Ebm F# G# Later that night, we went back to my castle Ebm F# G# Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled Ebm F# G# We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed A# The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead Ebm F# G# At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say Ebm F# G# "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play" Ebm F# G# It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass A# Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his - Oh God, no! [Dan] F# G# C# Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! [Ego] Shit! F# G# Ebm [Dan] The power of Christ is infused in my spear F# G# C# I'll put an end to your horrible reign! A# [Ego] But we're just playing Twister! B A# [Dan] I rip out your brain! F# G# C# I will restore all the glory of light F# G# Ebm With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night! F# G# [Ego] You knocked over the chips! C# [Dan] Sound the death knell A# B A# Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell! Ebm F# G# [Ego] For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal? Ebm F# G# [Dan] You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels? Ebm F# G# [Ego] Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests! Ebm Just cause you felt left out? F# G# [Dan] No... yes.. Ebm F# G# [Ego] Well, monsters like me can still be your friend Ebm F# G# Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end Ebm F# G# Now, since we are the only ones left alive A# Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try! [Both] Alright!! [Outro] Ebm F# G# Ebm F# G# [Ego] Right foot; green! Ah! Ebm F# G# [Dan] Sorry, sorry, force of habit A# Well, he is dead Ebm Looks like I have won at Twister!