[ Предположительная тональность: Bb ] Intro: G, A7 [Danny Sexbang] D Princess Peach A Won't you listen to my speech G D I don't have any stars of invincibility D A But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me G D I'm your Luigi [Egoraptor] D What up, bitch D I got a one-up, bitch D C What's inside the question block; it's my dick D D It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami D C I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami D D I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky D C Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki D D I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen D C My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean So suck it [Danny Sexbang] G Eb Mario, you always do this shit Bb F I like a girl and then you ruin it G Eb By yelling stuff about your dick Bb F Until they go away [Rachel Bloom] G Eb Hey Luigi, it's okay Bb F That Mario's a bit risqué G Eb Just tell me what you need to say Bb F Please don't be afraid [Danny Sexbang] D A Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that G D The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-goddamn it [Egoraptor] D I'm here to pleasure that ass D C I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last D D And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone D C Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only Dry Bones D D I am tired of the running 'round it's such a fucking hassle D C I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle D D You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype D C You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe [Rachel Bloom] G Eb O-M-G, I can't decide Bb F On which of you should be the guy G Eb To take me on your mustache ride Bb F That'll redefine my life [Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang] G Eb I'm ready to give love a shot Bb F It's not about how many coins you've got G Eb I just know I like you a lot Bb F [Ego] Yo, sluts, check out my yacht (Ugh) G Eb [Danny] Let me take you on a magic kart ride Bb F [Ego] I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside G Eb [Danny] We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along [Egoraptor] Bb F I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong G Eb Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice Bb F I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice G Eb Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me Bb F It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe- Nis