[ Предположительная тональность: C# ] Bbm F# There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space G# C# Eb And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Bbm F# Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids G# C# Eb When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed Bbm F# She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding G# C# Eb And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding Bbm F# WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave G# C# Eb Um okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid! Ebm Bbm I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen G# You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens Ebm Bbm I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy F# G# Then you'll be digested and converted to feces Ebm Bbm I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes G# And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs Ebm Bbm And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy F# Is that a problem, you fuck? F Um no, prepare to die! Bbm F# Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight G# C# Eb She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said Bbm F# No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake G# C# Eb I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked Bbm But Samus said F# What pisses me off most in this world G# C# Eb Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl Bbm F# So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies G# C# Eb And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes Ebm Bbm Stop treating me like I'm a sex object G# Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect Ebm Bbm Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way F# G# Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain Ebm Bbm Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance G# I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants Ebm That's it, you're all fucking dead Bbm What, this room feels stuffy F# By the way do you like puppies? F Here's a basket of puppies Whoops, killed the puppies