[1st verse:] Henpeck O'Johnson and Henpeck O'Day Made an appointment with Molly and May Soon they were calling their wives on the phone "Don't cook my supper for I won't be home" Then in a "Taxi" to some swell Cafe They rode away to meet Molly and May Waited and waited, grew intoxicated O'Johnson then sang to O'Day [Refrain:] Someone's waiting for me Someone's waiting for you I'm waiting and you're waiting and wifey's waiting too Are we down-hearted? No! We have plenty of dough WHAT! Go home to wifey? Well, not on your lifey We'll wait Wait Wait [2nd verse:] While they were waiting, a waiter named Binks Waited for tips while they waited for drinks Manhattan Cocktails and Highballs galore Three extra waiters were put on the floor Music was playing "I'm coming home soon" O'Day was praying for some other tune Hours were flying, still they kept on buying O'Johnson was crying again [3rd verse:] Missus O'Johnson and Missus O'Day Happened to stroll in the same swell Cafe They had grown tired of waiting at home Went out and left both their flats all alone Soon from a corner a voice hollered loud "Give us another and treat the whole crowd" Just then somebody broke up the whole party 'Twas Molly and sweet little May