[1st verse:] Why don't you just give in? Just like a Siamese twin I mean to stick to you Until you do I won't take it on the chin You'll never leave me flat I'm not a "last year's hat" That you can cast aside I've got my pride And I won't stand for that [1st refrain:] You can't brush me off As you would a speck of powder You may try but you can't brush me off You can't shout me down You can yell but I'll yell louder You may try but you can't brush me off You can say you're out but I'll keep phoning You can tell me goodbye You can tell me but I Won't go No You can't leave me cold As you would a plate of chowder You may try but you can't brush me off [2nd verse:] What is this all about? You've got me wrong, no doubt I give you all my time Believe me, I'm Not looking for some way out I want you for my wife Sharing my care and strife And that may not be fun For when it's done You're stuck with me for life [2nd refrain:] You can't brush me off As you would a poor relation You may try but you can't brush me off You can't leave me flat Like a train down at the station You may try but you can't brush me off You can drop a hint but I won't take it You may injure my pride Still I'll never decide To go No You can't send me out As you would an invitation You may try but you can't brush me off [3rd refrain:] You can't brush me off As you would a fresh mosquito You may try but you can't brush me off You can't rub me out Like a spot on my tuxedo You may try but you can't brush me off You can cut me dead but I won't mind it You may injure my pride Still I'll never decide To go No You can't drop me fast As you would a live torpedo You may try but you can't brush me off [4th refrain:] You can't brush me off Like a colored pullman porter You may try but you can't brush me off You can't lock me out Like a frightened farmer's daughter You may try but you can't brush me off You can drop a hint but I won't take it You can tell me bad news I intend to refuse To go No You can't give me back As you would a leaded quarter You may try but you can't brush me off [Possible coda:] You can't brush me off as you would your aunt 'Cause you can't No, you can't You can't brush me off