No matter how I try I just can't say goodbye No matter whay you say looks like I'm here to stay No matter where I go I don't know if you know but everywhere we been I'm kept in quarantine It's easy to see why She's over six feet five I'm only five foot two Is there a tyre somewhere That might take me a spare Is there a bank in town That might cash me a pound Is there a place you know Where I can open the door It's easy to see why She's over six feet five I'm only five foot two Is there a tyre somewhere That might take me a spare Is there a bank in town That might cash me a pound Is there a place you know Where I can open the door Oh I remember our first anniverary It was one of those occasions where believe you me I would rather been held ransom at the point of a gun Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done No matter how I try I just can't say goodbye No matter whay you say looks like I'm here to stay