Some stupid guy with his head in the clouds Thinks the world is a wondrous place Next thing you know as he's looking around Plane hits him in the face A sight for sore eyes are couples who think Marriage is not for them They want their children to know their dad Is only their partner's friend I'm going backwards the way I came in Going forward the same way out I've got some blue chips to go with my fish Which is still swimming round about The sight of a pedophile being abused A stalker being followed home Who wouldn't give their right arm to see A scientist being cloned What do you do when your think you're in love And she tells you you must be sure How do you manage to get out of that When you know that her heart is pure On the wings of a dove fight has broken out Someone flew in a rage hurling drinks about I'm gonna love you as long as I can For as long as we both agree I'm gonna leave you the rest of my life Along with some jewelry A sight for sore eyes are couples who think There's no need for men If they want a child they just go to a lab Get it artificially insemmed Some stupid guy has his arm in a lock And he can't seem to find the key Someone should tell him it's probably where The key to his heart would be And I'll cry like a big girl And I'll kick like an ass Who needs 18/30 50 plus is a gas I'm gonna love you as long as I can For as long as we both shall live I'm going to leave you the rest of my life For as long as it's mine to give As long as it's mine to give