Every other morning I lie in bed awake And wonder why the dawning Always has to break Could it be it must As we all expect it to Could it be I just Simply haven't got a clue And what if it stayed behind Had itself a change of mind What would your impression be How would you react Would you simply smile and say Don't be silly go away Anyone can plainly see It couldn't happen here Not in a million years So you think you're clever Well, if you really are Would you kindly tell me How big is a star And what does it contain Is it metal or wood How much does it cost Is it really any good And what if they all came down Everyone upon the ground What would your impression be How would you react Would you simply smile and say Don't be silly go away Anyone can plainly see It couldn't happen here Not in a million years Everyone knows one and one is two And all take for granted that it's true Everybody know that the world is round Although it doesn't look it from the ground Everybody knows it's right But what if one and one were five And the world not really round Everywhere was just a huge flat piece of ground Look at all the animals Living in zoos Elephants and tigers lions and kangaroos Don't they all look cute When they're hid behind a cage Funny when they laugh Exciting when then rage But what if they took control There and then reversed the role What would your impression be How would you react Would you simply smile and say don't be silly go away Anyone can plainly see It couldn't happen here It couldn't happen here Not in a million years