Went to the fortune teller To have my fortune read I didn't what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Said she'd take a look at my palm Said "Son do you feel kind of warm?" And she looked into her crystal ball Said "You're in love." Said it could not be so, Not with all the girls I know. Said when the next one arrives Looking into her eyes. I left there in a hurry Much to my big surprise The next thing I discovered The fortune teller told me lies So I ran back to that woman Mad as I could be Told her I didn't see nobody How she made a fool out of me