They kicked me out They kicked me out They kicked me out They kicked me out You must've heard of them, a kind of screwed-up blend Split personality Two sides to fight and argue all night over coffee or tea Well, that's okay, I wouldn't mind, two say or even three, and that's no joke But with a four-way split, the pocket money's hit And all of me is broke I got four heads inside my mind Four rooms I'd like to lie in Four selves I want to find And I don't know which one is me I get four papers in the box each day Four girls ringing that I'm trying to date I look in the mirror and see my face But I don't know which one is me (I don't know which one is me) He kicked me out, He kicked me out He kicked me out, He kicked me out I wake up over here and then I'm over here I'm trying to brush my teeth It's little things that are hard Like starting up the car when I'm still underneath I get along alright, in fact it's fun at night I get four-dimensional dreams But I have to think before I take a drink I get hungover times sixteen There are four records I want to buy Four highs I'd like to try Every letter I get I send four replies And they don't know which one's from me I've got four hang-ups I'm trying to beat Four directions and just two feet I've got a very very secret identity And I don't know which one is me You think it's funny, I can tell Well, you don't understand too well I get so lonely and turned around But I can't let it bring me down I got four hang-ups I'm trying to beat Four directions and just two feet Got a very very secret identity And I don't know which one is me