I think I need another lover I think I need another lover I think I need another lover Like I need a hole in my head Why do you chase me and play hard to get When you know very well that I couldn't care less I could never find a girl like you Appealing With your soft boiled head And hard boiled views You're a baby maggie thatcher in trendier shoes It would make me laugh If it wasn't quite so depressing Do I really have to tell the world I've already found my perfect girl I see you're furious cos I'm staying calm Well my fidelity is not prey to your charms I bet you never thought someone who looks like me Could be so choosy So go back to the bar and I'll stay here In the same little corner I've stood for years With the geeks and the freaks My unfashionable clique Of losers Do I really have to tell the world I've already found my perfect girl Is it so hard to understand Look at my third finger Left hand