[ Тональность: Em; предположительная оригинальная тональность: D#m ] I noticed that this great Weird Al song doesn't have any guitar chords written on the internet...So I decided to try and find it so everybody could play it. Enjoy! Itai Gal, Weird Al fan from Israel. My mail - itaigal79@walla.com Gm F Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Gm Really want to give you a warning C Cause I found out this morning D Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus Gm F If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese" Gm Better not go taking your chances C Under no circumstances D Fb Should you open it or else it will Fb Bbbm D Translate your documents into Swahili Bbbm D Make your TV record "Gigli" Bbbm D G Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling F (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze G (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs F (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too Bbb D And the hard drive of anyone related to you G -D ----G Virus alert! G D Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Bbbm D Forward this message on to everybody (Bbbm D ) Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place D That's right, it's a... Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Bbbm D G Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now D Bbbm Cbm/G D If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born D Bbbm Cbm/G D So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn... G F Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down F G Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground G F Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine F Bbb D Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Bbbm D G Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now G What are you waiting for? G Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now