[ Предположительная тональность: G ] Capo 4 for original key [Intro] G D F C G D F C A A [Verse 1] Bm A G D I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report Bm A G D about some devastating earthquake in Peru. Bm A G D There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive. Bm A G D On the Richter scale it measured 8.2. G A D And I said, "God, please answer me one question? G C G D Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?". C G D C G D What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything; G D A And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed. [Chorus] G D Why does this always happen? F C Why does this always happen to me? G D Why does this always happen? F C (Why) Why does this always happen to me? G D Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba F C A Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba [Verse 2] Bm A G D I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl, Bm A G D there was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead. Bm A G D And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere, Bm A G D as well as my friend Robert's disembodied head. (disembodied head) G A D And I thought,"Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him. G C G D Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money,what a jerk!" C G D C G D Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again. G D A Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work. [Chorus] G D Why does this always happen? F C Why does this always happen to me? G D Why does this always happen? F C (Why) Why does this always happen to me? G D Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba F C Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba D# D G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba, baaaaa--- [Instrumental Bridge] G D F C G D F C A A [Verse 3] Bm A G D Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner, Bm A G D and he told me I should buy another case. Bm A G D Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking; Bm A G D So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face. (right in the face) G A D Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck. G C G D I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then. C G D C G D But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little, G D A and I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again. (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell me! [Outro] G D Why does this always happen? F C Why does this always happen to me? G D Why does this always happen? F C (Why) Why does this always happen to me? G D Why does this always happen to F C Me? (Why does this always happen to me?) G D Why does this always happen to F C Me? (Why does this always happen to me?) G D Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba F C Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba (repeat to fade)