Now daddy, I'll treat you right And promise never to fight If you'll only come back to me Well, I'll work hard every day And you can have all of my pay If you'll only try and agree Well, you can knock me down Knock me up and even kick me Or black both my eyes But daddy, please don't you quit me I will rub and scrub and eat the suds If you'll only come back to me, sweet papa A dollar when the rain turns the snow when it's ninety below That's when I'll come back to you When I'm hungry and I'm dying And I'm starving and there are no shoes on my feet Well, then I'll cogitate over your veritability Now you may have found some other cat Oh, I may agree to that Yes but, darling, you lost your rainy mind A gold mine, silver mine, a cobalt mine When you lost me Know when box cars are flying around And when blue turns to brown Oh, then I might abandon the canyons in my mind Then soar into the air with a sorbet blither over you Darling, you fake