If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep, beep Just step aside or might end up in a heap Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day Even the coyote can't make him change his ways Road Runner, the coyote's after you Road Runner, if he catches you you're through Road Runner, the coyote's after you Road Runner, if he catches you, you're through That coyote is really a crazy clown When will he learn that he can never mow him down? Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun