[intro (obie trice)] "obie trice/real name no gimmicks" [refrain 1] 2 trailer park girls go round me outside Round me outsideround me outside [repeat refrain 1] [refrain 2] Guess whos backback again Shadys backtell a friend Guess whoв's backguess whoв's back Guess whoв's back Guess whoв's back... [verse 1] Iв've created a monstercuz nobody wants to See marshall no more they want shady Iв'm chopped liver Well if you want shadythis is what Iв'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka thatв'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a Shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the dr. when Iв'm not cooperating When Iв'm rocking the table while heв's operating You waited this long now stop debating cuz Iв'm back Iв'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job ms. cheney but your husbands heart problemв's complicating So the fcc wont let me be or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me So come on and dipbum on your lips fuck that Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this shitв's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits fuck You debbie_! [chorus x2] Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy Cuz it feels so empty without me [verse 2] Little hellions kids feeling rebellious Embarrassedtheir parents still listen to elvis They start feeling the prisoners helpless в'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" A visionaryvision is scarycould start a revolutionpollutin the air waves a rebel So let me just revel an baskin the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass And itв's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? Well Iв'm back [batman sound] Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then Iв'm gonna Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter Iв'm interestingthe best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing "attention please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Hereв's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisancewho sentyou sent for me? [chorus x2] [verse 3] A tisk-it a task-itIв'll go tit for tat with anybody whoв's talking this shit that shit. Chris kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little limp bizkit bastardsand moby You can get stomped by obieyou 36 year old bald headed fag blow me You donв't know meyouв're too old let go itв's overnobody listens to techno Now lets gojust give me the signal Iв'll be there with a whole list full of new insults Iв've been dopesuspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seemseverybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean Iв'm disgustingbut itв's just me Iв'm just obscene Though Iв'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since elvis presleyto do black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (hey) Thereв's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea itв'd be so empty without me [chorus x2] (hum dei dei la la hum dei dei la la... la la la) [x2] "kids"