An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries you'll laugh all the way with so little to pay sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys. The food will choke you, the staff provoke you the captain doesn't care noooo the captain doesn't care noooo [Chorus:] Ahoy! sailings everyday, Ahoy it's the only way I feel sick I feel sick, North Sea ferrie's done the trick Ahoy beat the traffic jam, Ahoy Hull to Roterdam I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold ooh I booked North Sea Ferries What a silly boy you won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy! Get across the sea & so cheaply sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries so book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys. The food will choke you, the staff provoke you... [Chorus]
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