Oh I never sneeze when you're around, And you never think I have a cold, But when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need, You and a box of handkerchiefs... My nose never runs when you're around, And you never think I have the flu, But when I really do I I Ityshoo I need, You and a box of handkerchiefs... I catch a cold easy When I'm feeling sneezy, What I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... Everytime I go out I get the flu, I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again, I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere... Oh I never sniff when you're around, And you never think I'm really ill, Oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need, You and a box of handkerchiefs.