The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE It cos ten quid.. TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID. I'd rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again. [Chorus:] The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks IN CAI I I I RO The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH! The hotel room filled us with gloom WE SHOULD O' SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY'S TOMB A camel ride... ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE. I'd rather be... [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit]... [Chorus]