I'd walk across the M.1. I'd trek through the Amazon I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo I'd box with Frankie Bruno I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN BUT I'M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN [Chorus:] THERE'S A SLAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET A MAN'S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE A DIRTY BAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET THERE'S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street I'd fence with a sword that was blunt I'd hitch a lift from James Hunt I COULD DO ANYTHING.... [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit].... [Chorus] Say no more.