When I met you, I thought how sweet, My lonely life would now be complete If only I knew, have I no brain? You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane. [Chorus:] Dearest darling, I leave this note for you A love letter with sincerity Dearest darling, I leave this note for you Get out o'my life, get out o'my life Coz I...loathe you You smiled at me, she smiled at him My heart melted, his heart melted This was the real thing, this was the real thing I'm besotted, he's besotted What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock [Chorus 2x]