We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay We fancied the Mediterranean. All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one A Vacancy for which we didn't plan. WHAT COULD WE DO? WE COULD HITCH, A RIDE BACK HOME FROM MOSKVITCH WE HAD TO STAY & FACE THE COST & SUNBATHE IN THE RUSSIAN FROST. [Chorus:] One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform We had the flu & caught a Russian cough, No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood Scrubs We said we would complain to Gorbochof. WE COULDN'T FIND A DISCO ANYWHERE, NO McDONALDS OR A WIMPY IN RED SQUARE WE MUST HAVE BEEN POTTY TO HAVE GONE TO THE SOVIET UNION. [Chorus] For a pint & Coronation Street RUSSIAN HOME A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat RUSSIAN HOME [Guitar Bit]
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