T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut Drooping down on top of his gut She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID Wooooooooooooooooooooooo AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then They never got Alf to take oxygen again Oxygen, that's when... AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST AUDREY AUDREY There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE of insurance, NOINHERITANCE left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE [Guitar time] [Chorus x2] + counterpoint AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI! yer get nowt..